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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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