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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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