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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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