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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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