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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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