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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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