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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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