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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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