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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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