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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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