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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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