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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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