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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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