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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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