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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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