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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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