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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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