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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What is a long document written by a lawyer called?

A brief.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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