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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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