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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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