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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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