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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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