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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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