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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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