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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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