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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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