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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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