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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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