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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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