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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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