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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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