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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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