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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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How is a newspaper similar to a flooding river?

For a newspaper the news is current, with a flooding river the current is news.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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