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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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