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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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