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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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