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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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