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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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