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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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