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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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