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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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