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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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