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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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