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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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