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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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