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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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