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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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