Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

1414
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

3081
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

865
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

2457
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

1368
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

2788
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

616
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

730
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

1781
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

1581
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

3387
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

3374