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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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