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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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