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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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