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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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