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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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