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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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