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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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