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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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