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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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