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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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