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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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