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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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