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When we admit our sins, why should we feel a sense of regret?

It's the price of admission.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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