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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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