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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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