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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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