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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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