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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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