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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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