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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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