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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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