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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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