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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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