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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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