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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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