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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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