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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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