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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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