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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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