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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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