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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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