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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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