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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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