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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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