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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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