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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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