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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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