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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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