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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What did Beth say when she looked out the window on a winter morning?

I see icy.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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