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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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