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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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