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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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