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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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