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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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