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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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