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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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