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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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