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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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