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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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