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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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