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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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