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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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