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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What is a walking cane called that helps a person walk very quickly?

A hurry cane.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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