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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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