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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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