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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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