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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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