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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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