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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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