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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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