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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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