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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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