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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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