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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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