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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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