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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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