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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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