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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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