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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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