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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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