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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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