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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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