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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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