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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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