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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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