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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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