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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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