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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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