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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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