Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

1931
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

2468
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

1837
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

2101
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

1021
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

750
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

451
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

2147
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

2430
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

928
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

1608
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

803