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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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