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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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