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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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