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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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