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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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