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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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