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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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