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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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