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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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