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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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