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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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