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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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