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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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