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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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