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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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