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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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