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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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