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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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