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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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