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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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