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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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