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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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