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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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