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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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