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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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