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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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