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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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