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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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