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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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