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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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