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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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