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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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