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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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