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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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