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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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