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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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