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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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