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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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