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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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