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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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