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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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