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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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