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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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