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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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