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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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