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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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