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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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