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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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