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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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