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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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