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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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