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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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It escapes me.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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