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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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