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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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