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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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