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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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