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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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