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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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